My pet made the nice list. I was an incident.
An excellent reference. An unreliable human. The I Trust My Pet™ Nice List ugly Christmas sweater brings the joke home with an original dog and cat in Santa hats, a Christmas tree, and a present they definitely deserve. Festive snowflakes, paw prints, and bones continue along the black sleeves. The back carries our familiar side-eye emblem with one final verdict: NAUGHTY HUMAN. NICE PET.
This is a real jacquard knit sweater, with the artwork knitted into the fabric. Black, cream, red, and green yarns give the holiday characters and bold wording their classic Christmas-sweater look.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Soft, lightweight feel
- Classic crew neck and regular fit
- Unisex adult sizing, 3XS–3XL
- Coordinated front, back, and sleeve designs
- Knitted on demand and fulfilled in China
Choose your size using the product measurements below. For best results, follow the garment care label and wash at 30–40°C. Slight shrinkage may occur after the first wash. Yarn colors may differ slightly from the mockup; the emblem is rendered in colored yarn, with no metallic coating.
Plan ahead for holiday parties and gifts. Average production is 7–12 business days from January–October and 9–16 business days in November–December. Shipping can take up to three additional weeks, depending on destination. Check the delivery estimate at checkout; delivery by a particular holiday is not guaranteed.
Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| 3XS |
16 ¼ |
22 ½ |
21 ⅜ |
| 2XS |
17 ⅜ |
23 ⅝ |
22 ½ |
| XS |
18 ½ |
24 ¾ |
23 ⅝ |
| S |
19 ½ |
25 ¾ |
24 ¾ |
| M |
20 ½ |
26 ¾ |
25 ⅝ |
| L |
22 |
27 ¾ |
26 |
| XL |
23 ⅝ |
28 ¾ |
26 ⅜ |
| 2XL |
25 ¼ |
29 ¾ |
26 ¾ |
| 3XL |
26 ¾ |
30 ⅛ |
27 |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| 3XS |
41.3 |
57.1 |
54.3 |
| 2XS |
44.1 |
60 |
57.2 |
| XS |
47 |
62.9 |
60 |
| S |
49.5 |
65.4 |
62.9 |
| M |
52 |
68 |
65 |
| L |
55.9 |
70.5 |
66 |
| XL |
60 |
73 |
67 |
| 2XL |
64.1 |
75.6 |
68 |
| 3XL |
68 |
76.5 |
68.6 |
